Things-That-Look-Like-Food Club presents: "Shove it in My Mouth"

Ok, I know it's not real food, but that doesn't mean it's not hot as F**K or that I don't want to eat it. (ahem).

But seriously, one look at these amazingly crafted soaps from Mollycoddle's shop on Etsy.com and you'll forgive the impostors. www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=62537

Sometimes you just have to come right out and say it: Yes, I will eat that soap, thank you.

Gourmet Magazine - warming the cockels of the stomach.

Taking a break from the oozy-sexiness and easing into the sweet, lovely and to-die-for, I decided to share with all of you the most gorgeous spread of holiday delicacies this side of Santa's kitchen. (hyuck)
I fortunately have a subscription to Gourmet magazine and this month it was one doozy after another...

Gimme a BANG!












Gimme a BOOM!


Gimme a BABYHOTMAMMA!!












just Gimme Gimme Gimme!













MM!
sex is always better when you're in love.

visit http://www.epicurious.com/gourmet/ for more of these delectable photos and their recipes.